http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-SamplesWelcome to the wide variety of audio that is just a small sample of billions upon billions of hours of material that is on cassette tapes locked in a vault in Switzerland. Enjoy this little sliver of audio pleasure that is Mike The Janitor.Copyright 2008, Mike R. MillenSun, 24 Jun 2007 18:08:06 -0400Equicast Media LLC, WildVoice(SM) Networkhttp://memberdata.wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/images/128sq/MikeTheJanitor(1).jpghttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-SamplesIn this classic piece of radio, a drunk guy calls in babbling to Mike The Janitor for no real reason. Then he asks Mike The Janitor if he knows "Greg really well?" Mike The Janitor assumes the guy is asking about the Greg who works across the hall at the sister station. As it turned out, Greg just happened to be in the building while this guy was on the phone. But instead of spoiling the lame fun,...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-96-1-KLPX-Tucson-Arizona-Dohttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19327Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:46:17 -0400The story goes like this, the AC in the studios had been out for a couple of days in the middle of summer. Mike The Janitor called his Station Manager on the air to complain about the dire straits in the studio and how hot it was. The Station Manager said the problem would be fixed soon. Mike The Janitor followed that call up a short time later with one he made to 911 complaining of heat exhaustio...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Nights-on-104-5-KDOT-Reno-Nevada-A-callhttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19326Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:32:16 -0400It's unknown what it is about Tucson, Arizona and drunk people but there are plenty looming around at all hours of the day and night. You'll hear this for yourself as Mike The Janitor takes a call during his morning show from a drunk woman who's not really sure who she is talking to. http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-96-1-KLPX-Tucson-Arizona-Ishttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19325Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:18:26 -0400Another great character voice Mike The Janitor does is that of "Hollywood Hank". Hank is a guy who is supposed to be this old time trucker who cruises around Los Angeles in an 18-wheeler getting the daily Hollywood scoop and celebrity gossip. He also has a studio set up in the trailer of his rig where he can conduct interviews with celebrities on location. It's all fictional but Mike The Janitor c...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-101-9-KPQP-Salt-Lake-City-Utah_070625http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19324Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:09:01 -0400Mike The Janitor does a pretty damn good gay lisp. That lisp became a character known as "Francis". Francis would make a special appearance on the Friday edition of the "Pure Rock Morning Show with Jave, Mike The Janitor Malayna" to do the sports report. But it usually ended up with a lot of funny things being said with homosexual undertones as you'll hear in this clip regarding Tiger Woods. http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-104-5-KDOT-Reno-Nevada-Franhttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19323Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:47:16 -0400Thank God for caller ID! This handy little feature allowed for some great comedy when Mike The Janitor decided enough was enough and called back a prank caller. http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Nights-on-104-5-KDOT-Reno-Nevada-Callinhttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19322Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:36:55 -0400Mike The Janitor LOVES to sing "happy birthday" to people. But he does it in a most original way. He likes to completely ad-lib, on the fly lyrics to old television theme music while incorporating "happy birthday" here and there. In this clip, you'll hear Mike The Janitor do just that to the theme of the T.V. show "Thirtysomething". (This was originally a longer clip that involved the whole theme ...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-96-1-KLPX-Tucson-Arizona-Hahttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19313Mon, 25 Jun 2007 00:08:30 -0400In this funny bit, Malayna Kerton of the "Pure Rock Morning Show with Jave, Mike The Janitor Malayna" reads a story about a new, high-tech toilet in developement. This sends Mike The Janitor into one of his great, classic, witty retorts as well as a laughing fit. However, Malayna gets the last good line when she reads the sponsor information to close out the bit.http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-104-5-KDOT-Reno-Nevada-Intehttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19312Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:50:57 -0400Mike The Janitor LOVES coffee. He especially loves it with cream and sugar. But not just any plain ol' cream, oh no. He loves the flavored creams offered by "Coffee Mate" which is made by Carnation. Carnation is a division of Nestle Foods. On a particular grocery shopping outing, Mike The Janitor noticed that Coffee Mate had switched from putting their creamers in milk cartons to plastic bottles t...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-93-9-WRPL-Erie-Pennsylvania_070624_2http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19311Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:28:45 -0400Mike The Janitor does a basic liner read here but closes it with a funny comment that even catches him off guard.http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-96-1-KLPX-Tucson-Arizona-Nuhttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19310Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:57:46 -0400When prepping for the morning show, Mike The Janitor came across this story about human ashes that were spilled over luggage while they were being transported to their final resting place. Mike The Janitor went to his morning partner, Mike Stalker, and said that he was going to read this story and Mike Stalker should help close it out by saying "Tupperware". Hear the full story and it's punchline ...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-101-9-KPQP-Salt-Lake-City-Utah_070624http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19309Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:03:48 -0400Working in radio (especially nights) brings it's share of listeners calling in to make requests. Other times it brings oddballs like drunks, stoners, lame brain idiots and kids. In this clip, we hear Mike The Janitor give a good scare to a young man who kept calling in being really annoying.http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Nights-on-104-5-KDOT-Reno-Nevada-Mouthyhttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19305Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:54:51 -0400In this audio clip, we hear Mike The Janitor kicking off his "Half-Assed Morning Show" on the New Planet Radio 93.9. Clearly he's in full swing (probably due in large part to several pots of coffee) as he goes a little nutty on the air and turns into a pirate. Sure to get a laugh... or a groan.http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-93-9-WRPL-Erie-Pennsylvania_070624_1http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19304Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:45:47 -0400The great thing about working on a morning team (as opposed to doing a morning show solo), is the fact that you've got a collection of great ideas coming from all the players. Case in point, in the "Pure Rock Morning Show with Jave, Mike The Janitor Malayna", Malayna always had great, silly news stories to get reactions from her partners. Especially Mike The Janitor... as you'll hear in this funny...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-104-5-KDOT-Reno-Nevada-Ultrhttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19303Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:26:13 -0400In this bit, we hear Mike The Janitor jokingly look to see if the request line is "open" for a young caller who calls in ON IT to see if it is.http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Nights-on-104-5-KDOT-Reno-Nevada-Is-Thehttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19302Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:14:01 -0400The "Blah, Blah, Blah" was a regular feature on the "Morning Pop Squad with Mike, Tiffany The Janitor". The concept was simple. Every morning we selected a song and who would perform it. Instead of singing the song, you'd "blah" the lyrics and listeners had to guess what song it was. Here, you'll get an idea of the contest and how funny it sounded as Mike The Janitor performs Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-101-9-KPQP-Salt-Lake-City-Utahhttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19298Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:23:40 -0400The great thing about working in Tucson, Arizona is the fair amount of drunks and tweekers that live in the city but, mostly, the surrounding areas. These people love to get drunk and stoned and listen to rock music. No matter the time of day, there was always several weirdos calling up spewing a head full of crazy. For instance, the guy you'll hear in this audio bit while Mike The Janitor did his...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-96-1-KLPX-Tucson-Arizona-Schttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19294Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:03:00 -0400Mike The Janitor sent out the promotions director for 93.9 WRPL, Greg Zsuba, to pick him up the latest edition of Playboy which featured an older Tiffany (the 90's teen singer) on the cover. While Greg was there, Mike The Janitor had him do some DVD porn shopping since it was National Porn Week. http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-93-9-WRPL-Erie-Pennsylvania_070624http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19293Sun, 24 Jun 2007 18:50:55 -0400Mike The Janitor goes gun effect crazy as he "kills the sunshine" after coming out of a song by Jackyl called "Kill The Sunshine".http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-96-1-KLPX-Tucson-Arizona-Kihttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19292Sun, 24 Jun 2007 18:39:32 -0400In this audio bit you'll hear Mike The Janitor calling a local news reporter, Julie Fine, to apologize for anything he might have said about her on his Half-Assed Morning Show that she might have been offended by. Mike The Janitor had a thing for Julie Fine and used this on air opportunity to make amends. Turns out, she was not upset at all. She actually LOVED Mike The Janitor's show and was flatt...http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Mornings-on-93-9-WRPL-Erie-Pennsylvaniahttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19291Sun, 24 Jun 2007 18:29:42 -0400Here Mike The Janitor makes a joke coming out of a Metallica song (Unforgiven II) about a possible third sequel to it.http://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Mike-The-Janitor-Show-Samples/Mike-The-Janitor-Nights-on-104-5-KDOT-Reno-Nevada-Metallhttp://wildvoice.com/MikeTheJanitor/Channels/19289/19290Sun, 24 Jun 2007 18:17:58 -0400