The Tongue

Aruba Declaration

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:37:24 -0400

Well, I am going to Aruba with Jessica and her family

And then...the "how life's going" update

The Prestige

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:54:36 -0400

The Prestige is an excellent, exciting brain ride. Despite some iffy chemistry among actors, it's great, and can deffinitely be enjoyed. Just pay attention to the details!

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Year: 2006

The Weed: Take 2

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:52:22 -0400

You guys know I love to embarass myself for Wildvoice! This is a rerecording of my song The Weed. I was home alone, so I took the opportunity to sing it like I imagined. It's flat (but accappella), and at the "flower" part, I scream scream, but for a one take recording, I think it's not too bad. Hopefully this gives you a better idea of how the song is supposed to sound.

The original The Weed

The Weed

I ain’t never been

Too damn sure

If I liked someone else

Or me more

When I lay alone

I get so scared
I get on the phone

To try to get repaired

Noone to save me

And I feel lately
I gotta get good

[My kids are gonna be

Proud of their daddy

Noone’s gonna ask me

Why couldn’t I be

Any better, any better

Than me]

I get kind of mad
At my past
Feeling kind of like life
Kicked me in the ass
Never thought it would be
So damn hard
But I turn around amazed
That I got this far
I can’t get through it

But I do it

Everytime

[My kids are gonna be

Proud of their daddy

Noone’s gonna ask me

Why couldn’t I be

Any better, any better

Than me]

I hated myself
For so long now
I don’t know how I lived like that
But I did it somehow
I prayed to God a few times
Sometimes for hours
I was the weed in life
Held up by the flowers

But now that I see that
I can’t be that

Anymore

[My kids are gonna be

Proud of their daddy

Noone’s gonna ask me

Why couldn’t I be

Any better, any better

Than me]

Peeling Fingertips

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 23:12:04 -0400

My hands are falling apart and what not

Football and Chinese

Mon, 02 Oct 2006 23:23:52 -0400

This is for all you fat guys who don't watch sports.

Gladiator

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:25:06 -0400

Well, I am a film major (as of now). So, why not talk about film a little bit. Main emphasis on my favorite movie, Gladiator. But, we throw in Star Wars and a few others...

competitive BS

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 21:25:46 -0400

myself ranting about the flaws of society, et cetera, et cetera...

The Weed

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:50:17 -0400

So, it's been a while since I put audio up on the site, so I'm punishing myself with humility. This is a song I wrote last month. Unfortunately, I've come to terms with the fact that I can't actually write music that I'm happy with for my voice. So, the result is generally me singing constantly flat and making believe I sound differently than I do. This is actually meant to sound much harder. I imagined being sung by a Chad Kroeger kind of voice (the guy from Nickelback). I sound like the mix between a wanna be popstar and johnny cash. ha. But, this is primarily just to present a song I've written with a vague idea of how it sounded in my head. Generally, when I write songs I hear them in my head and then write them down. So, just a way to get into my "process". I apologize for the ear damage, but imagine a band like Shinedown singing it or something.

The Weed

I ain’t never been

Too damn sure

If I liked someone else

Or me more

When I lay alone

I get so scared
I get on the phone

To try to get repaired

Noone to save me

And I feel lately
I gotta get good

[My kids are gonna be

Proud of their daddy

Noone’s gonna ask me

Why couldn’t I be

Any better, any better

Than me]

I get kind of mad
At my past
Feeling kind of like life
Kicked me in the ass
Never thought it would be
So damn hard
But I turn around amazed
That I got this far
I can’t get through it

But I do it

Everytime

[My kids are gonna be

Proud of their daddy

Noone’s gonna ask me

Why couldn’t I be

Any better, any better

Than me]

I hated myself
For so long now
I don’t know how I lived like that
But I did it somehow
I prayed to God a few times
Sometimes for hours
I was the weed in life
Held up by the flowers

But now that I see that
I can’t be that

Anymore

[My kids are gonna be

Proud of their daddy

Noone’s gonna ask me

Why couldn’t I be

Any better, any better

Than me]

NUMBA 75

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:08:00 -0400

The 75th post is a heartfelt one. Muddafucka

25 L B S

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 23:35:00 -0400

I've now lost 25 pounds, and I respond to TorahC's suggestions on topics. Enjoy.

23 pounds

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:59:31 -0400

Me giving my life update

Three page paper at 2 in the morning

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:14:51 -0400

Chrissy's birthday, my current weight status, and the paper I'm kind of not really writing while recording this.

Night before 4th of July

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 22:43:22 -0400

Me talking at night about nothing - sorry for the low volume

All about me...

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:42:54 -0400

From an example set by Myke, this is me talking about myself - aka - reading my profile aloud. Enjoy. And I think this is a good idea for anyone to try. It helps give some structure to your show.

Elmo's got another kids song!

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 00:30:37 -0400

This is Elmo singing a great song for the kids! (Warning: very offensive and graphic). :)

I am Back! (With Car Problems)

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:20:51 -0400

Have you ever had car problems? Let me hear about them!

Elmo's Silly Song!!!

Wed, 03 May 2006 22:27:01 -0400

This is Elmo, singing a silly song that's great for a silly time!

Matchbox Twenty: Rest Stop Cover

Tue, 02 May 2006 21:27:58 -0400

Listen to this - it's really me.

Bullshit while you work

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:52:26 -0400

This is me talking while I do some work. I actually discuss valid topics, give it a try.

Ears and Oysters

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 13:01:12 -0400

Rob's material - if you can call it that. And a hello. And a what's up. And a summary. And a goodbye.

First portable show

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:20:08 -0400

This is the first show I've done on my portable iRiver, and in it I talk about work.

Podsafeaudio sample and SAC vote

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:41:03 -0400

This podcast samples some great free music that you can use in your shows, and discusses the SAC fee votes for SBU students.

Down with Hillary?

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:15:19 -0400

Find out about the wacky political shit going on at Stony Brook, and check out my possible future. Grade A shit!!!

Accent Challenge Accepted

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 19:30:40 -0400

I'll see your Accent Challenge, intotheglow, and raise you my still standing fart challenge.

Snot in my eye

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:02:02 -0400

You'll just have to hear to find out what's I'm talking about

George Bush Doesn't Care...

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 22:34:23 -0500

Do I really need to explain myself anymore? Just listen and figure it out...

Gotta lose weight

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 00:44:06 -0500

Me talking about school work, losing weight, austin powers, and what else? bathrooms.

Thank you, Thank you.

Sun, 05 Mar 2006 01:09:54 -0500

Thank you for my awards. And the first challenge!

just say hi

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:00:52 -0500

Not much...

I'm tucking fired laddy

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 23:56:22 -0500

We don't need no education

Schizo

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 23:15:10 -0500

Listen to this - you'll like it. Or else I'll kill you.

Intro and School Intervention

Sun, 19 Feb 2006 19:36:07 -0500

Well, this is an intro that I'm trying out, and also a little bit on sound effects and school systems...

Definition of Bold

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 22:50:55 -0500

This is a poem I wrote a long ways back, as well as some extra stuff

Freestyle set 1

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 22:43:16 -0500

A set of freestyles I've written - check the journal for lyrics

Songs are working from last show

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 22:11:56 -0500

These are the two shows from the Flat tire pod - they're now working. I know you were waiting with bated breath...

Elmo

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 21:56:10 -0500

Want to know what Elmo's really like??

Necromancer

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 22:12:26 -0500

White men can't rap - or can they?

Welcome show

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 22:42:33 -0500

My first podcast!!

Fix It All

Thu, 11 May 2006 00:23:43 -0400

Well, this is my unappealling and flat voice singing a song I wrote a few years ago. Listen to the lyrics, wince through my flatness. And check the journal for lyrics posted.

Flow

Thu, 11 May 2006 00:01:32 -0400

The rap to go with the lyrics