In this classic piece of radio, a drunk guy calls in babbling to Mike The Janitor for no real reason. Then he asks Mike The Janitor if he knows "Greg really well?" Mike The Janitor assumes the guy is asking about the Greg who works across the hall at the sister station. As it turned out, Greg just happened to be in the building while this guy was on the phone. But instead of spoiling the lame fun,... More...

The story goes like this, the AC in the studios had been out for a couple of days in the middle of summer. Mike The Janitor called his Station Manager on the air to complain about the dire straits in the studio and how hot it was. The Station Manager said the problem would be fixed soon. Mike The Janitor followed that call up a short time later with one he made to 911 complaining of heat exhaustio... More...

It's unknown what it is about Tucson, Arizona and drunk people but there are plenty looming around at all hours of the day and night. You'll hear this for yourself as Mike The Janitor takes a call during his morning show from a drunk woman who's not really sure who she is talking to. More...

Another great character voice Mike The Janitor does is that of "Hollywood Hank". Hank is a guy who is supposed to be this old time trucker who cruises around Los Angeles in an 18-wheeler getting the daily Hollywood scoop and celebrity gossip. He also has a studio set up in the trailer of his rig where he can conduct interviews with celebrities on location. It's all fictional but Mike The Janitor c... More...

Mike The Janitor does a pretty damn good gay lisp. That lisp became a character known as "Francis". Francis would make a special appearance on the Friday edition of the "Pure Rock Morning Show with Jave, Mike The Janitor Malayna" to do the sports report. But it usually ended up with a lot of funny things being said with homosexual undertones as you'll hear in this clip regarding Tiger Woods. More...