When prepping for the morning show, Mike The Janitor came across this story about human ashes that were spilled over luggage while they were being transported to their final resting place. Mike The Janitor went to his morning partner, Mike Stalker, and said that he was going to read this story and Mike Stalker should help close it out by saying "Tupperware". Hear the full story and it's punchline ... More...

Working in radio (especially nights) brings it's share of listeners calling in to make requests. Other times it brings oddballs like drunks, stoners, lame brain idiots and kids. In this clip, we hear Mike The Janitor give a good scare to a young man who kept calling in being really annoying. More...

In this audio clip, we hear Mike The Janitor kicking off his "Half-Assed Morning Show" on the New Planet Radio 93.9. Clearly he's in full swing (probably due in large part to several pots of coffee) as he goes a little nutty on the air and turns into a pirate. Sure to get a laugh... or a groan. More...

The great thing about working on a morning team (as opposed to doing a morning show solo), is the fact that you've got a collection of great ideas coming from all the players. Case in point, in the "Pure Rock Morning Show with Jave, Mike The Janitor Malayna", Malayna always had great, silly news stories to get reactions from her partners. Especially Mike The Janitor... as you'll hear in this funny... More...

In this bit, we hear Mike The Janitor jokingly look to see if the request line is "open" for a young caller who calls in ON IT to see if it is. More...