Mike The Janitor LOVES to sing "happy birthday" to people. But he does it in a most original way. He likes to completely ad-lib, on the fly lyrics to old television theme music while incorporating "happy birthday" here and there. In this clip, you'll hear Mike The Janitor do just that to the theme of the T.V. show "Thirtysomething". (This was originally a longer clip that involved the whole theme ... More...

In this funny bit, Malayna Kerton of the "Pure Rock Morning Show with Jave, Mike The Janitor Malayna" reads a story about a new, high-tech toilet in developement. This sends Mike The Janitor into one of his great, classic, witty retorts as well as a laughing fit. However, Malayna gets the last good line when she reads the sponsor information to close out the bit. More...

Mike The Janitor LOVES coffee. He especially loves it with cream and sugar. But not just any plain ol' cream, oh no. He loves the flavored creams offered by "Coffee Mate" which is made by Carnation. Carnation is a division of Nestle Foods. On a particular grocery shopping outing, Mike The Janitor noticed that Coffee Mate had switched from putting their creamers in milk cartons to plastic bottles t... More...

Mike The Janitor does a basic liner read here but closes it with a funny comment that even catches him off guard. More...

When prepping for the morning show, Mike The Janitor came across this story about human ashes that were spilled over luggage while they were being transported to their final resting place. Mike The Janitor went to his morning partner, Mike Stalker, and said that he was going to read this story and Mike Stalker should help close it out by saying "Tupperware". Hear the full story and it's punchline ... More...